Which is particularly dumb of them because when I’m texting and not watching the commercials/talking heads, the BEST way to get to look up and pay attention is to play famous GET HYPE music that I know and love. And this one rocks.

My office just cracked the fuck up when I told them I had Lochte’s official statement up on screen and they looked.

Same comment every time someone mentions the stupid food guard: they don’t work, they slip (which is dangerous), and even if you don’t cut yourself you’ll destroy your vegetables. Use a kevlar glove:

Same comment every time someone mentions the stupid food guard: they don’t work, they slip (which is dangerous), and…

How the hell are you going to gloss over the totally unprovable exoneration the NFL semi-officially gave a retired Manning when discussing this?

If it’s a planned fight? Sure. If some asshole just started screaming at your teammate instead of walking down the line to first base like he’s supposed to? It is not your fucking responsibility to think about whether A-Rod bit off more than he could chew.

Watch the video if you don’t remember how it went down. A-Rod gets hit by a pitch from a league average pitcher with control issues, takes it personally, slow walks down the line visibly shouting “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” Varitek gets in between them, A-Rod turns his ire on Varitek and starts shouting at him…

It was weird to me that english muffins got all their credit for their sausage egg and cheese delivery, but bagels, which deliver breakfast sandwiches in an even more delicious (except now it’s filling enough for a real meal) sort of way got docked for not being able to hold chicken salad well.

By far the more interesting thing to me is if she decides she wants to spend the next 3 years perfecting another stroke to compete in that stroke, the IM (you generally need two really strong strokes to make up for your weaker strokes in the IM), and the relays... and chase Phelps’ Beijing 8. Ledecky unquestionably…

But Efimova DID do it, basically calling out everyone else in the pool, in the games, in the world (she knew she was on international television). And King responded perfectly—she just laid out the plan and completely fucking punked her.

Let me second this. My brother in law, who was a line cook at the time, immediately recommended a kevlar glove to me for my mandoline and it is absolutely game changing. Much better control, and everyone who’s ever used anything sharp in the kitchen (or outdoors, or whatever) knows control=safety. I’ve jammed my…

I dunno. On a scale of 1 to Joey Bats it’s... maybe a 5. I need more flip in my F-U bat flips.

Man.... I love my current TVs, but the M-Series has always hit a really nice sweet spot between price and quality. This is so so so tempting.

Man.... I love my current TVs, but the M-Series has always hit a really nice sweet spot between price and quality.…

All of the above is true. It was also his only (admittedly desperate) move left once he’d screwed the pooch like that.

Edit: found what I was looking for and can’t delete because why would kinja have a delete button...

I could give no fewer fucks about the Cards, so I haven’t watched a Cards game in years, but how exactly did an (allegedly) good catcher turn out to be awful with pitchers? Wasn’t that basically his one job throughout his former career?

CBSSports: Lakers strip Magic of title because he’s making it fucking awkward for them.

But they didn’t say they’d love to do it. They say the love the idea. Lots of people love the idea. Blizzard just has the problem that, while they love the idea, they are fully aware of the numerous technical hurdles (which they explained) that would be involved.

And that last bit is the key. Never in their wildest dreams did Blizzard expect in 2004 that this would be a 12+ year game. Could it have been done differently then? Of course, with the benefit of hindsight. But it wasn’t built that way in the first place because they were breaking new ground.

Thought you landed the question well and coaxed out some really useful, key details.

Except they didn’t say “can’t.” Not once. They said “it’s really hard because this code doesn’t exist anymore.” To which the internet has always claimed “that’s BS because Nostalrius has it,” but Blizz added the key-detail that it was reengineered by the Nostalrius people, and not in a way that’s particularly…