There’s no argument. He was one of the funniest people out there two decades ago, and he still is.

Perhaps a matter of opinion, but I consider having to cook it, let it sit spread out for an hour, and then fry it (so basically 2 straight hours of work/process) less convenient than just making it the day before (which means starting the rice cooker and walking away) and then frying it tomorrow. Much less time has to…

I always found the trick in ME 3 was to start destroying them before they activated. Basically, they were defenseless and easily destroyed if you reacted quickly, but if you lacked spatial awareness and let them get set up, you were hosed. Felt fair to me.

So, either this kid is a total savant or the car is wayyyyyy more important than the driver. I’ll give you one guess, but maybe you should change the headline of this article to “Hendrick Motorsports still has good machinery.”

Serve it over a king cube or better yet an ice sphere (tovolo makes the best home molds) and it will stay cold without diluting too much. Lower surface area to volume ratio = slower melting.

Angostura. The three most popular bitters to have on a home bar are aromatic (Angostura), orange (Regans or angostura), and peychauds which basically can't be categorized. Some of the more interesting bitters companies make dozens of neat flavors though.

If readers can get it, my favorite go to rye is currently Redemption. $25-30 a bottle, 92 proof, and, most importantly, 95% rye for all the spicy goodness you could want.

Indeterminate sentencing is pretty common in state systems and is part of the Model Penal Code. Doesn't exist federally, as the federal system doesn't have parole.

If you don't have patience for good food, sous vide is generally not the correct style of cooking for you.

Can’t believe you missed my absolute favorite sous vide egg: 75 minutes at 135 degrees in shell to pasteurize raw eggs before putting them in cookie dough or brownie batter you have absolutely no intention of baking. Shuts your judgey roommate/friend/family member up RIGHT QUICK when you’re eating it out of the bowl…

That bullshit, and I’ll use your metaphor to make this point, because one occurs FIRST and can entirely obviate the other. If the receiver gets his feet down clearly in bounds, it never goes to replay. If Nader doesn’t run (or if idealists don’t see the forest for the trees and vote for a candidate without a chance in…

Watched the game with a room full of other Patriots fans. First quarter looked very evenly matched; Pats offense had its weapons back but the Chiefs defense looked as good as we’ve all known it was for months now. Turned to my friend and said “I just realized, we have one huge advantage I’d forgotten about: Andy Reid…

NOBODY wants to talk about the fact that this guy has been receiving HGH shipments through his wife??

All things Jim Ross, always.

I put lettuce on my burrito too, for the crunch. But otherwise we order the same burrito.

That was my belief at the beginning of the primary season. I had the theory that potentially Kasich, Paul, Bush, and perhaps Rubio could avoid pure clownery.

Dude those Jordans IMAXs are great. Maybe not quite as special now that a bunch of AMCs have retrofitted with like... barcaloungers.... but they’re still pretty good.

Yeah... my immediate thought was whether they could fulfill the rule by interviewing Lovie.

I like “whorepills,” it makes it harder for stupid people to not realize that you’re being facetious.

No, what she means is that being able to choose when you want to have kids is pretty critical to being successful since it means your plans, life, career, whatever, isn’t randomly interrupted by fate. Don’t be ridiculous.