How in the world is this not the number one comment?

Umm, 1: The sum of squares of the length of the two shorter sides of a triangle equals the square of the longer side. That is to say, A squared + B squared = C squared.

Hah. But, and I thank you for this, you distinguished between what you like—which is totally fine—and what you expect. I expect civility, respect, and honesty; I like when someone randomly gives me presents or goes out of their way to make my life a little easier. And the truth of the matter is that a healthy…

yes, that! I'm always like... you want me to what? makes me feel queasy.

I am concerned what law school could have allowed you to graduate without a basic working function of the American legal system. I will, however, answer your question: The Supreme Court is tasked with interpreting the Constitution, which is the ultimate source of rules, and in doing so announces things with the…

I LOVE GRAMMAR AND OTTERS.

Solid joke, questionable concept. The last handful of states will, without a doubt, all recognize it at the exact same time—when the United States Supreme Court says they have to, and not before.

I'm glad to see this espoused by some women as well. I'm always irrationally, probably excessively annoyed with this feeling, particularly when I hear someone say how great it is. The whole opening doors thing, "chivalry"? Nobody, man or woman, has ever walked up and opened a door for me unless (1) my hands were…

Over a large enough population you will find, unquestionably, nearly every type of aberrant behavior. And yes, perhaps some people will get more excited by the wrongness of an assault. But I'm pretty sure that small percentage of people you're talking about are basically sociopaths, and they are the gross minority…

Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I don't find this nearly as cringeworthy as some people (and that admittedly might also have something to do with the fact that I'm a man who lived through a questionable fraternity experience). But I've always felt that one of the most important ways to tackle sexual assault (and various…

Wait, Jezebel has a chat room!?

That one can even make that comparison is basically the highest possible praise you could give Davis... and I'm not even sure it's high enough.

I have never seen a Deadspin article with endnotes before, but without some kind of clickable link between them (and back up to where you were in the piece) they might as well not even be included. Doesn't seem like your publishing platform really supports this format.

God, the law in this post is a hot mess, even by Gizmodo standards. Couple of really easy #corrections:

Given that over 50% of marriages end broken up, and significantly more relationships that don't make it to marriage end up broken up... I'm pretty sure you could make up any factors you wanted, point them all towards "you're not going to make it," and achieve 90% accuracy. Call me when you've got factors that predict…

It's crazy the kind of insight you can get from social media these days. I assume we're talking about different players (because they're not married), but I'm facebook friends (and college classmates) with Adam Jones' girlfriend. Let's just say his all-star week was pretty involved.

This technique is much more effective if what you're suggesting is rational in the first place.

There are literally no syllables in "past your bedtime" and "how's your grandma" that rhyme besides the "your." It's pretty much impossible to mistake one for the other; whatever they're chanting at 0:32-0:40 of the video (the clearest section to my ears) it's absolutely NOT anything about his bedtime. Pull your head…

Honestly, I was shocked this wasn't in the original article.

Anybody who thinks he's saying "games make people hurt people" isn't reading. What he's saying is that because people hurt people, these games now hurt HIM. And he doesn't want that pain anymore. That's a personal decision, like we all make for ourselves in all of our choices.