I still refuse to listen to this woman speak. So, I can’t bring myself to watch the video.

I think Obama is hitting on a lot of key points in this speech about the importance of participating in democracy.

welp he started talking about malia, sasha and michelle and then i started crying!!

God I can’t believe he is going to be gone. The last adult in Washington is trying to make us feel like America isn’t over.

Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years

It’s crazy how the right got themselves into such a white frenzy over those assholes torturing that boy on FB. The perpetrators were immediately arrested, charged with all kinds of things, including hate crimes, and most assuredly face stiff jail time. That is what is supposed to happen in a case like this, so people…

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.

He literally said her father wasn’t a war hero because he was captured.

Sign that I am becoming An Old: I got a new refrigerator and I am inordinately excited about it. It’s not even a fancy one! It’s just new and clean and doesn’t smell weird or have colonies of new life growing in the back... and so far has a consistent temperature. You know, things that make a refrigerator good at…

Why does every fucking Republican woman look exactly the same? Same fake nose, same fake hair, same fake tan.

If you don’t have the intellectual capacity and basic understanding of Civics, then fucking blog about the Kardashians or about a cute donkey, or about beach volleyball. Or ask someone. Or use google. Or, idk, read the original report even if it IS 25 pages, and make a cogent, informed argument. This blog will live as…

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

Carrie brought her mom Mac and Cheese. Why is this making me cry?

Putin’s riding right into the White House.

It means your grandmother who keeps calling to ask why her computer’s cupholder isn’t working anymore is as technically savvy if not more so than our president elect. Also she’s likely better at stringing together coherent thoughts, and has better grammar.

I especially love it when they keep calling him “coach” on air despite the fact that he hasnt actually “coached” anything in 10 years.

“We shoulda had more time.”

Never forget, Newt was the guy who literally served his wife divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer surgery. And then cheated on the women he left her for (and married) with the woman who became his current/3rd wife. And once told a girlfriend that he could only have oral sex with her (him receiving, of…