Do we love LeBron again now? Has it been long enough since Hong Kong? Is that not the thing everyone cares about this week? I’m new to the internet.

Oh man, good luck with the pressure from Nike to name Alex Morgan to the Olympic squad like 3 months after childbirth.

Rimando will have to settle for being beloved by MLS fans in DC and Utah

Fixed! 

Antiques Shitshow: how much is this case of magicJacks worth?

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

“Hello, brother, have you heard the Gospel of the Lovable Loser?”
-Northsiders, people from nowhere near Chicago who grew up with WGN

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

I have an even easier trick to see who wrote the article--the byline!

First time reading a Ratto column?

It’s gotten bad over the last week or two.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

Do you actually believe in karma? If you don’t mind, would you share your religious views?