What would be worse, journalist alums gushing about them making the tourney, or alums throwing a fit if they somehow get snubbed?

I feel like I already know this answer, but is this an insult or compliment?

Jesus Fucking Christ.

He wears practice shells

It’s because the 12s let the players get away with anything as long as they are winning.

‘Am I celebrating? What do you mean by drinking champagne to celebrate??’

+1 OJ Simpson... not a Jew

How would they force them to play? No way in hell would the NFL agree to banning players from the draft if they don’t play in a bowl

I’ve heard plenty of people in a wedding party asked to not get to drunk and ruin the day, but being asked to not take psychedelic drugs is a new one

Former (thank god) Jimmy Johns manager here. delivering to a business is a pain for all the reasons stated and then some. hospitals were the worst. Would take 10+ mins just to find the person who you were delivering to, and if you didn’t get their personal phone #, it would be impossible to get a hold of them

Well that picture is at least 5+ years old. there haven’t been that many fans at a game in a long time

Seriously. besides Seahawks fans, who doesn’t like that clip? I despise the Patriots as much as the next guy, but I love watching it

As a seattlite, this isn’t that impressive. happens 30x a day in pike place in front of a group of tourists

+1 here for the dick jokes

Outside Providence reference!?!?!!

This doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of the hell Pence deserves

+1 piss take

You brag about these ‘regrowth’ areas, yet take a picture of some buildings next to circle center

The only colts fans who remember pre-manning are in Baltimore