The Tipo33 Stradale - if you don’t like it, you are no human.

I can clearly remember the day this edition dropped on my dad’s desk. I like the look of the black car as the nose is more unique than the white BMW M1esque nosed car.

Competition Orange
Black Painted Roof
Technology Package with Mag Ride.

Gremlin. Though maybe it doesn’t count if it was intentional.

Motorcycle stero. You are already loud enough revving your Harley at 6000 RPM when at the traffic light, you don’t need speakers blasting the fucking Eagles cranked to 11.

I saw a black late 90s Lincoln Mark VIII today and I think it would have made a pretty nice one. I forgot how gorgeous these things were.

Honestly I think that’s a great updated look for it, but if you’re into the more bone stock look:

Boxter’s seem to going down pretty rapidly. $6-$7k for a decent one. Lots of Stuttgart fun for the price!

It never got moldy. After a few days it just turned into a rock. If I took a corner hard I could hear the bread rolling around in the armrest. It always made me laugh.

Big Tire killed the flying car.

FAKE RAM AIR. Seriously just horrible on so many levels. Make it functional, or get rid of it. This is the equivalent of plastic spinner hub caps from Autozone

Fake exhaust tips like on the IS F:

Oh and bring back Junkyard Wars!

I’d buy it if it had 50 more hp than whatever it will have and cost less than a midlevel economy car. Also it will have to have every single feature of a car costing twice as much. And if I see ONE piece of plastic that doesn’t feel like Charlize Theron’s upper thigh, dealbreaker.