Take this:

Probably even possible with a regular C5 and a little elbow grease..

Who?

DEAR SO CALLED “JELOPNIC,”

BLERG BLERG BLERG

UGH STANCE BLERG BLERG BLERG

This really does a wonderful job of making me look forward to the new Lincoln Continental.

Because going around is for losers.

I think you've missed the point.

Because there's a second part of Mazda's "simplify and add lightness" mantra. Reliability.

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.

I don't think it's physically possible for a car to slide on its roof for one hour.

Preeeeetty sure it's a Lambo, bro.

The Allante Air Bridge was a Boeing 747 that shuttled the Cadillac Allante during assembly between Detroit and Italy.

psst... skay is a lady...

I'm like 90% sure Skay is a ma'am.

My favorite shade, Swedish Racing Green.

7.) Honda Odyssey

Funny, driving a 458 Italia made me realize why it only had a dual-clutch flappy paddle gearbox: the car shifts and drives just too damn fast for a manual. You said, "it would be slower, but who really cares?" It took me a while to admit this, but I care. The 458 is beyond the threshold of rowing your own gears. …