Oh my god shut the fuck up, two states out of 50 have voted. I’m an obvious Bernie supporter but just shut upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Yeah no, the primary is not over, I don’t need the residents of Iowa and New Hampshire speaking for me.

I really hate when people say “what can I do, it’s all the big corporations’ fault”, as if the big corps aren’t just responding to consumer demand. It's literally the only thing that drives them

“Constance” is already a good (but not great) stripper name. It has solid Puritan roots and moral connotations that evoke a delicious irony, but it might be too far out of the current parlance to hit on all cylinders the way “Purity” or “Chastity” might.

God I love this lack of introspection I see everywhere, from the rise of Uber, to the gig economy like Deliveroo, to climate change.

A mention to the rampant islamophobia would make you honest.

Cesars be like...

Most likely by saying something weird, smug and pedantic.

I hate that song so much

I’m always “WTF” when it comes to Celine Dion

Or just have money

well but from the look of it, the water polo players can get away with being a little, ah, beefier....

Even if she just eased up a bit. Some of the snark is so strident that I find myself feeling defensive of people I’ve never even heard of before. When it’s not funny it’s just kind of mean. 

I thinkNatalie Portman’s outfit, which includes a cape embroidered with the names of snubbed women directors, deserves more than an “it’s fine” brush off. 

Or we could just not breed. Aren’t we all better than broodmares?

Hi, I work in abortion care and have for almost 20 years. Plenty of people celebrate abortion — it’s legality, their ability to access one when they need to, and that people are seeming to become more aware that it is not some dirty secret that one should be ashamed of. Abortion is freedom and healthcare, all rolled…

Brown children dying anywhere due to American foreign policy is horrifying, not a purity test. It’s crazy how disposable white people think brown folks are. 

I don’t expect anyone to swallow anything, but yeah, I live in a swing state and wanted to do what I could to keep Trump from winning it. I volunteered for Obama in ‘08 and ‘12 as well. The person I am now wouldn’t make the same choices today (2016 was, I think, my last dance with boilerplate liberalism, and I’ve…

Yes, you certainly did.

Yes, my need to maybe not kill a million Iraqis or drop 26,000+ bombs in a year on seven countries with whom we’re not at war or spend more money on the military than the next ten countries combined or toss the lives of the world’s browner people into constant chaos to make a few bucks and maintain our absurd position…