How much EXP?!?!?!?!

Transformers 5: The quest for more money

He fell down a hole where a crazy old man who has been living there for the past 400 years gives him a bracelet that gives him Spider-Man powers.

Best origin story ever... And it's only two pages long.

Captain Marvel's classic origin is probably my favorite. Just the right combination of fairy tale morality, wide eyed wonder, and modern magic.

The defense motions to lobby for:

A couple years ago I saw this fucked-up Batman movie where they took one of the most relentlessly driven human heroes ever created

no no no no no
These guys

Names: Batman and Superman

Why their friendship is amazing: They're two sides of the same coin. Batman may resent that Superman doesn't always appreciate his powers, to the point of being naive, and Superman sometimes wishes that he was as uncompromising as Bruce, but they usually bring the best out of each other. And…

They're Super and they're Friends. What more do you need?

Rose Tyler, the Doctor's second worst companion. She treats anyone who has the slightest interest in the Doctor like shit, cares more about a bet she made with the Doctor than people actually dying around her, and made the Doctor waste a regeneration by acting like an idiot and running out in the middle of a war zone.…

SHUP UP WESLEY!!!!!

I love me some grown-up board game playing geek god Wil Wheaton.

Sorry Wil Wheaton. I love your show, but you'll never live this down. And for the record, it's more how the character was written than the quality of the actor.

Damn Meredith, I didn't know you were from Glen Ellyn! Did you ever go to the old abandoned Ovaltine factory in Villa Park? I always heard rumors about Satanists having sacrifices there when I was in high school. Now it's condos.

Sure, I don't want the post to take the place of the video (because I don't want to rob this guy of his work and research), but I'll post a few highlights.

I quit reading your post 6 words in. Try harder random interweb person.