I swear he must have named his church using a random church name generator:

also, ladies, dont forget to pls stfu during church. jesus is only meant for us menz.

Protestant churches that use Hebrew references in their names = extra super duper crazy

Making money by screwing over Mother Earth to spend on screwing over expectant mothers.

Careful who you invite to weddings and funerals. At my 82 yr old uncle's funeral, the priest gave a sermon on abortion. He borrowed from the Mormons and explained to everyone that it's not your body; it's God's body so it's not your choice.

Ha! I pawned them off on my aunt, who said "I can make them disappear - things come into our house and then they're never seen again."

Last year for Christmas I couldn't fly home so my family mailed my presents. They didn't tell me how many packages they were sending or when they would get here. So I finally get a medium sized box from them, open it up and inside there is Christmas themed Duck Dynasty paper plates, Duck Dynasty paper cups, Duck…

Two years ago, from my very Catholic, very pro-life grandmother to me, her very atheist, very pro-choice granddaughter:

I created a burner account because this story is so mortifying. I was in an emotionally abusive relationship, then marriage for over 20 years. No matter how I toiled and sacrificed, nothing was ever good enough, including gifts. Circumstances conspired so that I ended up jobless before a Christmas some years ago,…

He's not advertising it as tree trim. He's offering to give it to someone in exchange for that person trimming his trees.

"I'm not high, stop saying that! And the TV is not too loud. By the way, if you go out, could you buy me a bag of pretzels. The mini-pretzels. With salt. Thanks."

"They want to retain the advantages of being women...while trying to grab those of men."

"If I can't harass, intimidate and punch my way to true love, how will I ever find it? Must I die alone????"

"I AM NOT A THIEF, I AM JUST A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH. DON'T YOU FORGET THAT! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS BLIND BUT I WOULD NEVER STEAL A PURSE!!"

I'm just glad she's alive - there have been a couple of cases lately (the girl who was killed by her classmate because she wouldn't go out with him, the woman in NYC who had her throat slashed after rebuffing a man's advances) that have had far worse outcomes.

I will never get over the fact that some men attack women because of slights to their ego or sense of self. This reminds me of years ago, when I was in college, a freshman girl got viciously punched in the face by a guy because, when she saw him walking behind her, late at night, she shifted her purse from one…

Between this horrible shit, the fact that 60 percent of the population seems to think it doesn't exist, and the official declaration that killing of unarmed black men is completely fucking legal if the murderer is white...this country is FUBAR.