A lot of people “warned” me of the freshman 10 when I started college, but if anything I lost weight (running around manically and not eating regularly). When I got married though, I almost immediately gained 10-15 pounds because I was actually making cooking and making real meals. Cooking for only yourself is boring…

I feel like we could be very good friends.

My husband eats ice cream, I gain the weight.

I just burst out laughing at my desk. Well done (LIKE THIS ENTIRE STEAK I’M SHOVING IN MY FACE).

I can easily see how this would be. I’m single, so my biggest meal of the day is usually lunch, because as much as I enjoy cooking, I only enjoy doing it if I’m entertaining or preparing a bunch of stuff on the weekend for the up coming week. For dinner I mostly eat fruit, cereal, a light sandwich of some sort. I…

I eat healthier and am way more active now that I am in a legally binding relationship just as a matter of personal evolution, but I have gained about 10 pounds. But that extra 10 pounds has more to do with a reliable weed source (friend of a friend of my husband) than it does with being married.

It’s worth 50% less than an American study and 40% less than a Eurozone study and those percentages are declining fast!

Paraphrasing here but, as Chris Rock explained, “all a relationship is is eating and fucking. If you don’t like eating with somebody and you don’t like fuckin em- than ya’ll don’t need to be together. All you do is talk eat and you fuck and you eat and you fuck and you eat and you fuck and you go to your momma’s house…

For what a Greek study is worth today. (sorry)

I didn’t bother to starve myself for my wedding - I wanted to make sure he knew what he was getting into. Truth in advertising!

IN YOUR FACE, MARRIEDS! Oh wait, you already have a turkey leg in there...

Eh, I’ve been single so long, I just don’t care anymore. I had chocolate chip cookies for lunch.

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

like if Pissing Contest this week is What’s the Worst Way They Ended Your Relationship: Ghosting Edition I’ll have a second victory under my belt FOR SURE

I was ghosted in a serious romantic situation and it was awful. I have a massive issue with fixating and anxiety and I get stuck on things and can’t get out of the inertia of them until I *KNOW* and I was like a car stuck in a snowbank futilely spinning its wheels for months. He knew, too. NOT THE SAME as sitting down…

I got back with an ex (Evil Ex) several years ago and we were together for a month and made future plans (for my birthday) when he suddenly ghosted. I called, texted, emailed, nada. It was the worst psychological torture. He eventually apologized (after I got super drunk/tripping on acid and sent him a very angry…

You put that very well. I’ve been ghosted in a committed relationship and it was exactly as you described. The opinion that some people have that doing the ghosting is somehow harder is laughable (abusive relationships asice, ofc). It’s cowardly.

In relationships (established) or attempted relationships (dating), if the ghostee is:

I’m too confrontational by nature to do ghosting. I can see the need in certain situations—namely, hostile/volatile ones, where actual face-to-face interaction has the potential to turn violent—but in practice, I hate it. I’ve been ghosted before with no cause/reason (as in, two days prior, we were pleasantly…

Okay here goes...My friend got married in 2011 and at the wedding reception there was all this chatter about one of the guests there being from The Bachelor. I don’t watch the show so I was clueless until I happened to be standing near this woman and someone called her out on it. (She is wearing a satin royal blue…