I think they must just gradually build up to it. I’ve known more than one woman in my life who couldn’t wear flat shoes because they hurt her feet. Heels were more comfortable. I think feet morph in that case? I have no idea. I do know I wore heels last weekend for the first time in ages and my feet swelled up like…

Just keep in mind: per Bear’s observation “Not Shade” will now be known as “Ecru”. But this was some shady Shade.

Please tell me you wear this while working out.

daaaaang

Where is the Whoopi “You in danger girl” gif? It just seems appropriate.

We can’t discount the possibility that Sean Penn is sucking the life force out of our best young starlets, and Charlize is the only one crafty enough to get away.

Minka Kelly? Really tho? I always thought that was just what we called Leighton Meester when she goes overboard on the self-tanner.

I vote yes, it is shade, but as always I await the ruling of the Hon. Judge Kara Brown.

Minka, noooooooooooo

Sorry, I'm spoken for.

Wouldn't you just punch him really hard, in the nuts? I mean. At least look like you're enjoying it.

I want both of them to be MY friends, but I would want Taylor to be the friend I talk *to* about feminism and Emma to be the friend I talk *with* about feminism.

As one does.

just gettin a bj, thinkin’ about the human condition. You know, normal stuff.

Jeremy - honestly, I care more about your lack of ability in applying eyeliner and your boring misogynist shtick.

Stupid has fewer letters to type.

• Onto a different Taylor, here’s Taylor Kitsch talking about being naked on True Detective. [People]

To be honest I’ve never wondered if Jeremy Renner is gay.

I loved her so much in That Seventies Show and then I found out she was a scientologist. I just can’t take her seriously anymore

I wonder if Taylor Swift has tried to get Emma Watson into her blonde, white lady club and Emma Watson is all, “I was Hermione, bitch, recognize your superiors.” That’s how I’m going to pretend it went down.