You weren’t on the A train the other day, were you?

At 39, frequency of sex havin’ has been the most effective barometer of my romantic relationships. But, then again, I’ve never known “appointment” sex, that just seems dirty. And not in a good, “Now I’ll sleep really well” kind of way.

OPEN WIDE!!!

or like a dental appointment

What I hate is the advice to “shake things up! Have sex on a tropical beach!” or whatever. Not that there’s anything wrong with mixing up the routine, but let’s face it; it’s routine because it works. I’ve tried other shit and it’s uncomfortable or silly or just doesn’t do it for me.

Mr. Howard, should our paths ever cross, I’ll be happy to buy you the beverages of your choice.

They are just so sassy...I mean saucy.

Truth be told I always suspected those Totinos rolls were gay

I’ve been trolling my facebook with pro gay shit all day. For real. My phone went dead for awhile and I’m back it. I hope every remaining asshole conservative friend or family member I have becomes so sick that the defriend me. I am officially rubbing it in everyone’s face. I love it. If someone tells me stop rubbing…

Sounds like you need to unfriend some people.

I have been such a goddamn sucker for these tweets. I know I’m being manipulated, but I can’t stop.

I think it’s perfect and not sketch at all.

And that they are getting a barrage of hate for standing firm on their support. Someone threatening to boycott Target? And Target saying, “Zero fucks. Don’t let the door hit ya.”? It’s HUGE.

I agree. I work for a company (not one of the ones listed above) that has a strong committment to LGBTQ employees and issues, and it is great to hear the leadership support this decision, even though I am not LGBTQ myself. And I know it means a lot to my friends and colleagues who are. It’s a minor and symbolic thing,…

It’s been a horrible week for the Right. Conservatives lost the confederate flag, The Affordable Care Act argument, and now this..

She’s been using that H all month, I think. There are also stickers with that design.

Oh, God, the Hot Topic one . . . awesome!

I know some people may have some issue with the corporate tweets and such of support as maybe be crass commercialism, but keep in mind that these companies employ gay and lesbian employees and for those folks it means a lot that they know their employer has their back.