Omg now THIS is a couple

Sending love to you. Dogs are one of the best things about this world.

“Fuck you, Mark Twain” made me lose it.

I can’t believe they let her submit a SELFIE as her faculty directory photo. Jesus Christ.

I can’t imagine the amount of cognitive dissonance one has to have to be a social justice advocate and rail against things like blackface and then to just think “Nah, it’s okay when I do it.” And I really don’t think she’s mentally ill.

I might never stop laughing at this. It’s perfect. I fucking love it.

You are LOVELY and the concept of this photo is the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen.

I like baby photos. I love babies! Most of the time, when pictures of babies come up on my social media feed, I coo a lil’ bit and think it’s great. However, a relative of mine posts about six or seven photos of her baby a day—which is fine, whatever—all with extraordinarily obnoxious, gushy captions about the ~new,…

I would love if my Facebook feed were solely made up of pictures of babies in sunglasses.

Are you...being sarcastic?

Generally, no. But I desperately needed one during my grandfather’s funeral and, when my aunt passed me one and everyone saw, that was fairly awkward.

I know! I actually find that incredibly insulting. Like we’re supposed to believe that finding out she’s pregnant with twins is somehow anywhere near the same level as a public figure, once thought of as a paragon of masculinity, coming out as a member of one of the most marginalized groups in the world? Seriously,…

The fact that Nicki, who is a perfect ten in every sense, was hanging around with trifling-ass Meek Mill always seemed super bizarre. Glad she cut that one loose.

I think I finally figured out why seeing pictures of Kim from five to six years ago has me in awe of her beauty, while looking at her now just gives me this strong feeling of the creeps. It’s Masahiro Mori’s whole thing about being freaked out by the uncanny—at this point, she looks close to human, but not quite, and…

I love this one.

I’ve never agreed with a post more. Well fucking done.

What the hell?! This is insanely messed up.

Abbie! Everyone always forgets about him.

Yeah, I hate the whole tradition, but when it comes to athletics, I’m competitive as shit, and that somehow translates to me trying to jump over everyone else to catch it (and usually I do, causing me to feel very embarrassed after because I have no intention of getting married anytime soon, if at all).

This is spot-on.