My local Target is terrible for this. It feels like an acre of pickup parking. I just park way out in the back and take an Uber to the entrance (kidding).

Does that make Final Fight anti cop? The mayor is like, “God damn these cops are useless.” *rips off shirt and suplexes his way to rescuing his daughter himself*

You should look up actual controllers made for people with disabilities

Yes, you are gate keeping.  Are they playing a game?  Then yes, they’re gamers.

Another investment safer than crypto would be burying a five dollar bill in the backyard and digging it up 20 years later.

The “Donetsk People’s Republic” does not exist unless you are Russian, Syrian or North Korean. No one outside of those regimes recognise that state.

Boss makes ten dollars and he makes a dime, that’s why he gets raked on company time 😂

The Root is kind of weird for a Kinja site because the trans-hating bigots are all un-greyed and you have to go to the greys to find anyone saying “Trans people actually DO deserve to live.”

I’m only going to reply to this because you’ve posted the same thing multiple times as though you think you have a point. Here’s why you don’t:

You’d need to be an officer to be pilot in the air force which means college education which means not teenagers.

One night I dreamed I had a mid-engined Alfa Romeo Spider (but the old ones, not the current 4C), and was caning it down B roads in the autumn sunshine.

They didn’t “plug in” but charged at a generator all night? I guess TECHNICALLY they didn't plug into electricity, but that's like saying something akin to "gas car drives 1600 miles not stopping at a single gas station" while they just filled up from 5 gallon jugs the whole time. 

The Honda Accord Crosstour wants its design back.

Rogue One is the best new generation Star Wars movie by far, and holds up as such without the Star Wars hype.  The one major tie in to the franchise was also perfectly timed placed.

I thought Rogue One a good movie and the ending was the best part. 

Will I still have access to Spotify in Android Auto?
Will I still be able to say “Hey Google, navigate to _____”?
Will I still be able to say “Hey Google, phone _____”?

Dude doesn’t know who Nautica is.

I almost bought one of those.

Then I looked up the engine. 

I bought one of these new. I just liked the way it looked in black. I knew it was just stickers and wheels and a crappy spoiler. Did not realize until years later that it only had 120hp.

Stop it with Apple. What’s wrong with Android? Not everyone likes Apple. The only good Android tablet is a Samsung