Admit it. You mocked bourbon (an excellent drink) just to set up that line.

Pretty sure they allow people from outside the city limits into the stadium as well.

I like bourbon and I still laughed pretty hard.

Always appreciate some Rye humor.

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Why is Florida Man doing a Nazi salute?

Someone else said it much better than I.

When you make that ridiculous catch and in the end it doesn’t matter:

maybe, fuel?

Punk whippersnappers need to respect yer elders.

Nope. It’s this one.

PORSCHE 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

I learned that nifty trick of removing the remnants of a light bulb with a potato from “Home Improvement”. Including making sure that the light is unplugged or turned off via switch first.

Also posted this (way late). The Prowler came out in ‘97, which makes it perfect for this article.

I know a Ferrari bodykit when I see one.

These are the most boring ownage stories I’ve ever heard.

“I see a yellow car and I want to paint it black...”

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

Silicon dioxide (SiO₂), also known as silica, is a natural compound made of two of the earth’s most abundant materials: silicon (Si) and oxygen (O₂).