Admit it. You mocked bourbon (an excellent drink) just to set up that line.

Pretty sure they allow people from outside the city limits into the stadium as well.

I like bourbon and I still laughed pretty hard.

Always appreciate some Rye humor.

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Why is Florida Man doing a Nazi salute?

Someone else said it much better than I.

When you make that ridiculous catch and in the end it doesn’t matter:

maybe, fuel?

Punk whippersnappers need to respect yer elders.

Nope. It’s this one.

“I’m totally against the white supremacists, but” 

Flamethrower dude was interviewed by The Root:

PORSCHE 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

I learned that nifty trick of removing the remnants of a light bulb with a potato from “Home Improvement”. Including making sure that the light is unplugged or turned off via switch first.

Also, he changed all the guns to walkie-talkies.

Also posted this (way late). The Prowler came out in ‘97, which makes it perfect for this article.

I know a Ferrari bodykit when I see one.

These are the most boring ownage stories I’ve ever heard.