Reminds me of something a dealer employee once wrote here:
The farmer in muddy boots and old clothes is the best customer you can have.
He does not have time to play, he has money and he wants his 2500, right now!

That’s super satisfying to read after reading through all those stories that just made me want to throttle someone.

Conversely, I once had the sales rep or maybe the manager at Maserati of Manhattan open the door for me and a few friends as we walked by in shorts and t-shirts and ask us if we would like to test one of their cars. It was very cool of him to do so, to not have him judge us based upon our appearance.

Too easy. The Z8 looked like shit when it came from BMW and Alpina barely changed the looks.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

This still baffles me. I had no idea a ball could go un-foul

This article just proves the problem with society. You write the half truth and uneducated people take it as the full truth. I paid capital gains tax on my investments so that must mean that I am paying a“ lower rate on that than you are, even though you fucking work for your money.” The problem with this is that I…

Thank you for shedding light on this.

It’s times like these that I miss Kinja’s image annotations the most.

...the ugliest MR2 that Toyota ever produced.

I’m pretty sure if you flash enough cash at Porsche they’ll paint it any color you want.

As somebody who lost five figures on a house at least partly because his next door neighbor on one side decided to get into the scrapping business and his next door neighbor on the other side had a permanently incomplete renovation due to a nasty divorce... I can sympathize with the owners here. And I think the key…

These posts are getting old. “Man parks collection of fire trucks in front of house” “man parks airplane in driveway”. Can we stop defending these people? They are any eyesore, and they make the neighborhood look like a circus, which hurts house prices. What’s so wrong with neighbors trying to maintain their house…

People will be soft on this because it’s a vet, and we all want to support our vets. If it was out in the country, it wouldn’t be a problem.

It isn’t the thickness of the Chase Sapphire cards that makes them difficult to destroy, it is the metal in the middle. You’d also have the same trouble with an Amex Centurion (and soon to be Platinum), Barclay Luxury Cards, JP Morgan Palladium, Ritz Carlton Rewards, and a few others. Those are entirely metal.

I think the worst part of this story is that you leased a Neon.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

They don’t have to be the best to be the most fun though.

D.B. Pooper