The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

They don’t have to be the best to be the most fun though.

D.B. Pooper

No one liked Goof Troop.

That line is literally in the sub-headline, so you didn’t read any of the profile... It’s a corny line, but it made me chuckle.

“2000 Flushes will change its name to ‘A Flush a Year Since Christ was Born!”

I’ll take that.

I’ve supplied the images, you figure it out.

Always nice to rate a superlative.

I knew this shit was coming, too.

No.

Fuck them both.

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

“And speaking as a golfer, who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?”

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

He says he’s in the right lane.

Dude, you are a terrible human being.

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.