FUCKING POST THROUGH IT MY MAN

booo. the skoda logo was great. now it’s just another font.

aka “David Caruso quit NYPD Blue for this?”

now if we could just get a restomod Mater tow truck I’d be down

maybe make the sport not look like it had a brazillian butt lift went saggy in the drawers before you start slapping special edition markups on it

there are lots of obvious money laundering sales on BAT, but paying over $1.6 million dollars for an LFA has to be one of the most glaring 

yep. gotta watch out for the range rovers. also, at highway speeds in a competitive game, things like the kia soul and scion xB can ruin your day if you’re trying to catch up and are overly aggressive in your calls.  also any car that has a two-tone color with a white roof.

i tried hard to get my wife onboard with an ecoboost flex instead of an odyssey when we had our first kid.  of course, the odyssey is still going strong almost a decade later.  not sure what the Flex’s longevity is, especially back when I was commuting 120 miles a day (thank god for the pandemic and remote work…

the Ford Flex is our family’s replacement for punch buggy. Beetles are all but gone these days. Flexs are common enough to see, but not in overwhelming numbers.  Plus, their roofline looks a lot like other cars at a distance, so you often get incorrect calls and hit backs over them.

are you trying to argue that because people die when they do the speed limit, or people die when someone is texting, it’s not a bad thing to do this?

now you’re just being pedantic.

the odds are greater than zero. which is why we have laws governing how we drive. to remove as much chance as possible and put everyone in a situation where there is the smallest chance of injury or loss of life.

that this ended without issue was as much about luck as skill.

quick.  someone get this snowflake a safe space.

i’ll never forget driving through NC on my way from ATL to DC back in the mid-2000's. passed by a car on I-85 near greensboro that had screens not just on 4 headrests inside, but also on the fenders front and rear, all of which were showing hardcore porn.

congratulations on having even larger swaths of land that nobody wants to live in i guess

i write a short story on texas, going into explicit detail about the misery that driving in that state. I put the time in so that those whom have never had the displeasure can not only envision, but feel it in their weary bones as if they’re the ones just stepping out of the car after 15 hours of hell in a single…

given the biggest production gas tanks top out around 36 gallons, and hawaii has the most expensive gas average at $5.88/gal, your $210  hooptie embodies the true spirit of a jalopnik

thanks.  appreciate the sentiment!

just because you *can* drive something doesn’t make it a good drive