mine is fused to the end of a short socket wrench extension after I fucked up and dropped the wrench while installing a new lawnmower battery.  the wrench shorted across the terminals and I got to see what happens when you do something stupid like that (the terminal posts melting was my favorite)

i liked it better when it was a touareg dragging a brodozer chevy duramax

I went to Russia for spring break back in March 1998. We hit St Petersburg and Moscow. It was in St Petersburg that we learned you could just thumb a ride anywhere with some smokes and/or American dollars. So we’d stay out drinking then walk out to the sidewalk, stick out a thumb, and hop into some soviet shitbox at…

this isn’t anywhere near a big dollar amount, but it was equally offensive

hey look it’s mr. gotcha guy

looks like shit. can’t imagine it drives any better

automation has to be taxed as a normal employee.  it’s the only long term solution.  and those taxes are what will help build the base for universal basic income.

even odds that Troy Calhoun killed the bird so the national media wouldn’t pick up on the fact that a 3rd air force football player has been charged with cocaine use

People underestimate the size of a child seat. For a newborn, that cradle is massive. In my Mazda3, the seat had to go behind my wife (I’m 6'1 and had the driver’s seat all the way back). She is about 5'7 and basically lived in the dashboard. Anything more than a quick jaunt and we rented a bigger car or Zipcar’d it.…

i got to drive the USS Wasp (LHD-1) on my 2nd class summer cruise. also drove the USS Vicksburgh (CG-69), and my SWO sea tour was on an arleigh burke class destroyer. the latter probable qualifies most because there I was the officer of the deck who gave all the orders for driving the ship. in others I was just…

$1K ain’t gonna make these thinks look less shitty than they already do.

hi, do you know what “good chance” means?  do you know that it’s different than “everyone did exactly this?”  or are you too far up your own ass about this to even care?

soccer moms aren’t buying an equinox or traverse because they look cool. minivans are far superior to those bland vehicles

Khalil Tate didn’t come to Arizona to beat Hawaii 

just to be clear, you’re willing to spend over $80K for a 36 month lease that has zero value to you at the end, but not buy one for $35K more which would have nearly $50K in value to you after the same amount of time (net +$15K)?

when i lived in london, people thought we were crazy for driving to Edinburgh. it’s 7 hours! and at 417 miles, would likely be less than 6 if we were in the states! during a cross country road trip, I once drove from Denver to Las Vegas (11 hours) a day after driving from St Louis to Denver (12 hours)

look, if you aren’t making a 1:1 ketchup-to-mayo sauce to put on your chick-fil-a sandwich, i don’t know what you’ve been doing with your life.

i think my FC RX-7 had leaky fuel injectors that caused the engine not to start. I’d pull the fuse, crank it a few times, then put the fuse back in to get it to start. i never had tim to fix it, because it was stolen off the mean streets of downtown Newport, RI (seriously, i lived right across from the Elms).…

if Tampa Bay had drafted position players to give Glennon a semblance of an offensive line, they wouldn’t be stuck in the shit with Jameis, who clearly isn’t a franchise QB.  Glennon isn’t a franchise QB, either, but he sure as shit wasn’t what was wrong with the Bucs when he started for them.

Did you buy a Renegade because you couldn’t afford a Wrangler, but have since come in to money, and also can’t now trade your Renegade in for a Wrangler for some reason, and that money is burning a hole in your pocket, but is also earmarked for automobiles only?