No one represents the San Jose Earthquakes better than striker Chris Wondolowski, who decided to serve his red-card suspension on Wednesday night by embedding himself in the Earthquakes supporters section and generally acting like a lunatic.

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What an eloquent and well-measured approach. Wish more people could just relax and use what they use.

Meh. The “feature” argument is a red herring. There is mostly feature overlap in this day and age. Apple will do something new, then the market will copy. Android or an Android manufacturer will do something new, and the market will copy.

That’s not the point here. Colin said repeatedly that he doesn’t believe he’s owed a platform, and that he’s happy to stay away from where he’s not welcome. The problem is that they gave him a panel, very clearly told him it was okay to advertise to his fans that he’d be there, and then took it away AFTER him and a…

You mean you want gamers who pay $60 of their hard-earned cash for a broken AAA title to be nice and friendly with the fucks who ripped them off?

This isn’t really true. You can just wear the blues until you get powerful rewards, which are not hard to get and will start dropping at 640+ once your average power level is 640. You can be back to all purple stuff within minutes.

The issue is they DIDN’T do this with Black Armory, so a lot of people didn’t play it. I’m still sitting in the 570 range because I can’t devote days at a time to Destiny. The boost to 640+the new content gives me a reason to buy the annual pass without having to no-life the game for a week to catch up.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

So, Michal Neuvirth?

It’s pretty simple. The two legged rounds make for some horribly boring soccer.

You’re missing a big selling point. MLS Cup is now decided before the FIFA international break. No waiting for two weeks to resume play, (hopefully) no snow covered fields in December for the final.

Counterpoint: the aggregate home-and-home renders at least one of the two games meaningless. Either one team takes the first and goes into a shell in the second, or the first is a draw and therefore irrelevant. Yeah, fluky stuff can happen in a 90-minute game, but soccer’s pace of play and value on possession make it…

I mean, I guess we can keep it the way it was?  But look at the FA Cup.  It’s single elimination, unless there’s a tie and then there’s a replay at the other team’s stadium, until you get to the quarterfinals and then it back to single elimination.  What’s wrong with single elimination?  Should Wigan have won the FA…

Me: Yeah, FIRST! We did it. Number one, suck it noobs!

Patrick Söderlund is a timed EA exclusive. After a year he is available to all other game publishers. 

That’s a clown question, bro.

All six Stones were needed to erase half the universe: each played a part in the process, it couldn’t have been done if even one of the Stones was missing. The roles played by the stones:

Oh COME ON. The guy is 6-47 with a .312 OPS and two measly RBI. Pathetic!

Mario can’t die.