For the Horde.

*eyeroll*

It is “Ralph Wrecks the Internet” and I refuse to call it anything else.

I read that as more of an in-joke than as a tease for an actual intended plot line.

Coming out as gay is cool and all, but coming out as a Minnesota United player? That takes real courage.

I was saddened that claiming the gauntlet didn’t boot half the players from the match...

They keep trying to update the game but with all the cameras just use freaking pitch tracker. Then you get 100% reliable strike zones. Have the ump back there just to supply balls and call safe or out.

Blood, Eat, Love - How I Found My Outer Warrior and My Inner Lover, by Jasmyn Scoobydoo.

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

I was eating lunch, but then I was like

As a Philadelphia area native, I can’t stand the Boston area fans, but absolutely fuck the Yinzers, East Ohio (Pissburgh), their shitty fans and their rapey quarterback directly in the ass.

It’s 2017 and you still don’t know what Nintendo’s focus is on. You should be embarrassed.

Is that 900p on the television, or on the handheld, though?

Yes and this unofficial Lego version is 239840329841023482309483x better.

No.

Sure, but “people like you” (which to be fair, describes people like me as well) are a tiny percentage of potential customers, and Nintendo would struggle far more if they try to run in the same (incredibly competitive) race that Microsoft and Sony are currently running.

To anyone thinking about going to the gym after reading this article, but you’re afraid of what others will think of you, just remember, you may be the fattest most out of shape person in the building, but you’re much better off than all the people sitting at home!

Could not agree more. The American one wasn’t just badass, it was also a great script, really good acting and so far the most scifi plausible origin story I’ve heard.

It’s not.