@astronautcowboy: that was awesome! :D I do remember. I was like WHAAAAAAAT!

@zajakkal: pretty sure sarcasm was working it's magic through text here.

@SP-Butters: Update: General Mills declined comment on this story.

@SP-Butters: "We've contacted General Mills creator and distributor of Cheerios brand breakfast cereal for comment on this story, and will update should we recieve a response.

@Someone-Somewhere:

I actually have these. I thought about wearing them today while I drank fine wine and puffed expensive hand-rolled cigars whilst browsing Kotaku (a daily routine), but I hesitated for but a moment and chortled at the idea. Why, only my super mario boxers would suffice.

@Kowl Slaw: My God... It all makes sense! D:

@ginazninja: Hell yeah.

@Kowl Slaw: What is the pokemon conspiracy theory? :O

@RedAuerbach: When I came in their booth they weren't too happy.

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@jayunreal (born free): You probably have to call. You should be able to go to xbox.com and sign in to cancel it though, that's how I was able to cancel mine.

So where would we buy this if we were interested? I need information!!!

This is absolutely remarkable. Finally an (almost) fully realized New York City in a video game!!

@FellGrey: Kotaku browsing on BLAST!

Holy shit this game looks crazy as hell. Do want!

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@Unsub: Honestly the Halo Reach one wasn't spectacular.

@data_enabler: LMAO!! Brilliant.

@data_enabler: More like DATA_SS Enabler, amirite? :D