Anus Treat?

Guilty.

I once read a quip that the GT-R was best known as the #1 car that boyfriends excitedly pointed out to their completely ambivalent girlfriends.

“...despite no new S2000...”

Bwah, who cares about the Cayenne...tell me more about your time in Crete with Fluffy.

Limited-slip standard or an option? Proper locking center differential, or a cute dial with terrain symbols?

Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”

No. Fix it.

According to Carsdirect.com the hatchback manual comes with the RS package standard while the auto hatchback and sedan do not. Chevy probably figures that those opting for a manual diesel hatchback are probably more interested in a sportier look than typical buyers of the other Cruzes.

Well if you see a sign that says “Your Approved” at a car dealer. Run, run away as fast as you can.

This white whale I spotted in SF last week? Looks like a kid escaped the fat farm and was discovered elbows-deep in a buffet three days later:

The Verdict: “Same as it ever was.”