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I don't know why anyone is doubting Fab Melos smarts, I just checked his basketball-reference page, he played 36 minutes in the NBA and made 3.3 million dollars. Sounds like a genius to me.

"Ouch. Who threw that?"

No serious injuries were reported,

Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

That's backwards. We ain't you because we hate you.

Huh... I thought it was supposed to honor the victims' average height of 4'09" at the time the abuse occurred.

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take…

So let me see if I understand this correctly.

Mind you, forging the kid's signature and stealing from him - that's criminal, they knew what they were doing was illegal, and I hope the judge throws the book at them.

Your tears, they taste so good.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

There was a famous incident in England in 1972 when they only had 3 officials for soccer matches. One of the linesman pulled his hamstring and couldn't continue so they asked over the loudpeakers for anyone who was qualified to make themselves known and it was Jimmy Hill, one of Britain's most famous pundits who came…

"We found no evidence that anyone at the NFL had or saw the in-elevator video before it was publicly shown." said lead investigator Louis Braille.

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Poor Detroit.

I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.