Lies. That has to be the lineup in Hell.

+1

Derp, I’m stupid. I see what I was missing.

Two stories here.

I can’t even make a joke about this. I’m glad the DOJ and Swiss Government are stepping up, but FIFA will continue to bury their heads in the sand and not give one single fuck about this. It’s incredible.

Brilliant.

Holy shit. This hurts me just thinking about it.

That was the Gronkiest interview ever.

Boateng’s brain stopped processing about halfway through.

I still don’t know what the hell he’s talking about. Forte has been anything but a head case.

1997: Chicago Bears trade away their first round pick for a hapless Rick Mirer, who went on to do absolutely nothing of note other than collect a paycheck. We could have drafted ANYONE, but instead we took Mirer.

Seattle ended up packaging the pick and moving up to get Shawn Springs, whom I would have murdered anyone…

At least Monty Hall looks good.

With THAT hair? I’d call him a clown, not a thug.

The going rate is much, much higher than what is proposed. 15 million dollars over 39 years for 10 acres of prime real estate in Silicon Valley is laughably low.

No snark here. The 49ers are the biggest group of douchebags if this goes through.

I tore my ACL watching this.

Next time I need a tow truck, I’m just going to call LaRon Landry. He’ll consider it a warm up to drag it.

As a Cubs fan, I go back to 2003, but NOT to the Bartman play.

Nope, I look at the booted 6-4-3 double play ball by Alex S. Gonzalez. If he turns that, Bartman is an afterthought and people don’t care about him.

God dammit. +1

Are his taste buds comatose?