Aliens 3 - one of the movies ever.

'The Cable Guy' is my 'Catcher in the Rye'!

My ship is more of a boat. A gravy boat!
*gets pelted with cans of expired Spam*

"Oh no. Not again."
- Uncle Ben.

Until accuracy in pop culture journalism improves, the paddlin' will continue.

Why wouldn't he have the same last name?
Edit: This was meant for a different post. Ignore me forever.

That's cold, Jay!

Luis Guzman?! I loved him in…….IMDB!

Better than letting Lutz choose.

If I don't have pants, then I don't have pockets. So what did I put my keys in?

Why do I have pants on?

Maybe it'd be better if we let them decide in a freestyle battle.

She's good, but she's no Allison Brie.

Sharks are pretty misunderstood. They're really amazing creatures. Angler fish aren't. How has evolution not offed them yet? Seriously, all ecosystems will be much better off without them!

I thought you want it to be clear.

Bang!

Heck, all deep see fish. Anglers, Viper fish, Goblin Sharks. That scene in 'Finding Nemo' becomes a million times scarier when you learn about the Angler Fish life style.

I don't think we're ready for a film (horror or otherwise) about Bobbit Worms. I'll stick with Xenomorphs.

That was a good ep.

I'm actually glad this happened so we won't get any annoying fan theories of how his character is Bane before he turned into Bane from TDKR or some wack stuff like that.