"Despise almond gauge, I'm still just a rabbit away" always took me out of the song.

They were THIS close, Pierce!

Oh no… Not again.

Probably still in the Matrix.
(No, I will never stop referencing that)

LOUD NOISES!

I've only listened to an episode or two of Serial and can't quite get into it mainly because I read In Cold Blood earlier this year and it kind of drained me emotionally. I'm not sure I can handle another story like that, especially one where this story is still actually happening.

My top 10 favorite R.E.M. songs are 'Happy Shiny People' 10 times in a row.

So Fox is just going to jam all the shows they've cancelled into one movie to try and please everyone at once? I don't think I can say I'm against it.
(Firefly, because of space)

Why haven't more studios adapted this strategy for movies they aren't completely confident in?

True fans call him Dave.

How many times did you watch it voluntarily?

This whole 'can two people just be friends' theme is getting out of hand. It's going to snowball into some crazy subgenres. Can two people just be two strangers on a bus? Can two people just be people standing in line to get hot dogs? Can two people just be a freeway commuter and a state trooper issuing the first…

Disco is NOT dead! I know it! You know it! Gloria Gaynor knows it!

Hopefully chocolate rations will be raised when this comes out so we have a snack to enjoy while watching it.

I don't think I've ever noticed him smile or laugh during any of these sketches, but that could be because I'm laughing too hard. Maybe they have been editing those out of the newer ones to make it funnier? Either way, Schlansky is a great sport for going along with it.

It was actually pretty aka-awesome.

I can't wait to see the scene where they rollerblade from downtown St. Paul to the Mall of America!

I just watched the recent coffee segment with him and I have to wonder why Jordan keeps agreeing to these bits. Conan is really, really harsh on him. It kind of reminds me of bullys in grade school who would pretend to be the weird kids friend only to make fun of them more, but I refuse to believe Conan is doing this…

This would be my favorite show. but I feel this would lead to Jordan Schlansky's breaking point, which would be horrifying.

Why wouldn't he have the same last name?