I want a new drug!

He fucking ssssuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkksssssssss..

Oh? No..

I could go get one, but they're not a common household object.

As long as the parents keep their stash hidden, otherwise it's free drugs.

Counterpoint: Soft boiled eggs are gross, and have an unpleasant texture.

He surrounded himself with the best people, and it shows. America hasn't been this great in decades!

Its also (I have to assume) a reference to Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, a famous 18th century French polymath.. And Nahasapeemapetilon was too long for a marque.

Even if they know they didn't order something, 99% of people are going to open an amazon prime box with their name on it.. So now I have another irrational fear.

EWWWWWWWWWWW

It's not really a trope if you're talking about things that actually happened to you.. But it's not like a whole ethnicity (or group of any kind for that matter) should be criticized for what a few people did.

I have a Shabbos goy do the playing for me, but its the same basic principal..

We wrote a song about it, but it ended up infringing on one he recorded years before..

You were so close (hint: The comment is a link)

I need a location…

American here, confirming no one up here does either. Carry on.

Drugs, yo..

Can something actually taste deplorable?

Honestly though, who would look into that? So long as it's not in a related field, or on tribal land..

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town, but do they call me 'Doctaur the dock builder'? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scorching weather, but do they call me 'Doctaur the bridge builder'?…