If I had a nickel for every time I laughed in someone's face after they used the phrase "common sense" I'd never have to deal with people again.

So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show… that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?

I thought the Penn Teller was Penn State's student newspaper..

Most of the people I've met are dumb as shit, so this checks out.

There has been a lot more sketch in comedy since 1998. What kind of paradigm shifting concepts would have made you happy, and why couldn't you just go watch Tim & Eric if that's what you want?

I'd actually like to see someone make a movie that is visual jokes for the first 2/3rds, then someone dies of cancer.. I wouldn't watch it or anything, but I'd like it to exist.

I had my money on Juan.. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I, too, would like to take this opportunity to distance myself from Gene Simmons.

It's a tacit agreement with her. They're bandmates and sisters, so until they state otherwise that is how I see it.

Release a letter this morning saying how reprehensible her opinion is, or that they agree with her reprehensible opinion. Until they say otherwise, to me at least, they're in agreement with her.

It does if you're in a band with (or founded a company with, run a lemonade stand with, you get the idea..) 2 other people, and one of them said this shit while you sat in silence.

Culpable silence on their part says all it needs to for me.

Thanks to the lame ass browser-security…

I'm laughing at him being pissed at a meme of him being fat.. It's a little different.

Axl Rose and Donald Trump were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby sued me.

"Well, thanks to the lame-ass security meme, I'm going home to call some lawyers!" - Fataxx

I think that's how Movie 43 started..

Don't you cry tonight! There's a hog on the barbeque, and gravy!!!

Immortal redheads or Bruce Willis in a wig?

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