Afterall, what is a toupee but a mirkin for your head..

Honey, I shrunk the Wiig

Not you, everyone else though.

Kinda, sorta funny is a good way to describe her.

I was over soundcloud when they made DJ Detweiler take down the best thing ever uploaded to it.

*spit-take*
Butt Pirate Bay?!? Oh! Yeah..

Just made him a little less wantonly homosexual.

Nothing about 2001: A New Wave Godyssey?!? Bullshit!

Go banana.

Woah, no.. Why do anything? Time makes fools of us all. I'm going back to sleep..

They're not all dead, yet.

The one that's always whistling "Oh Sherrie"?

He's going to close the school down unless the students go get him some Cambodian breast milk?

Hmm, the little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly.

Dane DeHaan, and pass the ammunition.

You've heard my eurofunk band?!?

If only the "video in another tab" wasn't also about Krang/Daisy foot fetish.. But, it is the weekend..

What's the opposite of "Great job, Internet!"? This is one of those. I guess it's "Great job, Internet!"…

You had me at Benmont Tench, you always have me at Benmont Tench.

It's classic mirth-making, is what it is.