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Gnome DeGuerre
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We prefer "Pageant of the Transmundane".

"For us to live any other way was nuts. To us those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work and worried about bills, were dead. They were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something, we just tweeted about it, or brought it up on our podcast."

Is she single?

Me too, I don't know what the fuck to do with these 100 tacos now..

Same podcast where she talked about her teenaged string of GTAs?

Free Shabbat Dinners?!?! I've had this communism thing all wrong!

SCIRON TSHE!

Depends on whether or not he's banging his daughter in the tape.

You mean Tv's Hunter?

In America, if you train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins too, you can become the winner of $115,000,000 in damages when people find out you're a racist asshole.

McToast?

Had me at Joel McHale, lost me at McLovin & CBS.

Fun Fact: My Cable Ace Award turned out to be that gritty church bake sale fudge.

Yeah, we all know the reason all Brits are cucks is because they get off on being withholding. Read a book!

1974, the year rock attained perfection.

Early review: "Not enough Terry Fox."

The only good thing about this is knowing my Drumpfinator is working.