Yes! Yeah, oh god yes!

You mean Hidden America, or MST3K?

That poor dog..

The first new Jonah Raydio since September?!? Must be a typo.

I heard most writers are infertile but I never believed it til now.

A7x? Not even once.

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows…

Jermajesty!

TLC used to stand for The Learning Channel… I can think of at least 2 things wrong with that title..

They're counting on people not realizing that most people suck.

I hope we're all overestimating and everything everyone posts on Avenged Sevenfold videos is that great.. But I know finding out would require purposefully going to one of their videos, so I'll never know……

Sending you home?! There was only one thing that you could do, ding a ding dang your dang a long ling long.

Moses got 120 years, he wasted 40 of them fucking around in a desert
and none of his songs were even that good! But I guess Jesus only got like 30 years and a rock opera, so it could have been worse…

I'm not sure why what Kanye said upset me, but here I am..

Well Jesus, if you ever existed, you've got about 3 days to bring him back. Otherwise I think this whole "Christianity" thing might be done..

Hang on Lupe.. Lupe, hang on.

Shit-buh-duh-plop-bah-dah!

When did you get the munchies for a "California Cheeseburger"?

Viva la Duff!
or
"Well, thanks to the lame ass Coachella, I'm allowed to continue."

Tina Fey rebooted Frisky Dingo eh? Nice.