And your ability to pass gas worry free.

MASTER CYLINDER!

Ram Kudslaps is one of my favorite Superego characters.

There is a clear and sharp rise in autism rates that coincides with Rob Schneider's "career".

You must not have seen Strangeland….

Then it was truly My Sacrifice..

So it's safe to say he would welcome the role, with arms wide open? I didn't get to make one before…

You must have missed those real-time train broadcasts. Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage. 1969: Man walks on the moon. 1971: Man walks on the moon… again. Then, for a long time, nothing happened. Then that train got where…

I have an extra one you can borrow. I can't possibly be using all 3..

Some think that this subject is too Taboo to be approached lightheartedly, I but to them I always say, "Shut your trap, Apldeap! Because laughter, while not being the best medicine for tumorous growths, can't hurt.. Unless you laugh so much it hurts your lung tumor." But I don't think there is any danger of that…

Great Job, Internet?

Something something something Hymietown.
*This reference brought to you from a year before I was born*

"Coke has never broken up a marriage!" - James Woods (twice divorced)

You're hired!

The dumpster is 3/4 moisturizing cream?

I had just figured that science has faulted, once again, in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.

*woof woof woof woof*

Hank? I don't see any Hank.. He is.. How you say?.. Russian Guyovich.

I think his major problem is Jonah Ray killed his mother and raped his dog.

I really liked Lethal Inspection, but my best friend died the day before it came on.. So I guess I'm a little biased.