Crown Royal and Monster is pretty good, fyi. So is just Crown Royal though, for the health conscious.

Damn Zeus-run media! H-B-O, Hera Box Office!

Lense flares.

Mostly piss? Sure.
99% piss? fine.
But I KNOW it wasn't just piss.

3 words: Charles Nelson Reilly

I can't wait for Buzzr to get to my market. I haven't watched a Match Game is so long I almost blanked my television.

*1/4 oz if you aren't a resident, valid only at 4:20, bruh

Good choice, that comes with a miraculously 6-0 football team.

First omelettes, then weed, and now Swamp Thing?!? Denver gets to have all the fun.

No I'm.. doesn't.

Their exercise/exorcism program "Runnin With The Devil" is top notch, though.

I went there opening night! It was closed.

I don't know, in space no one hear you be startled. But if they set them in the vacuum of space it would be a vast improvement..

Jaleel White is my Sonic. Stop raping my childhood! #WhiteWashRings #InThisCaseWhiteWashMeansHiringABlackManWithTheLastNameWhiteSorry
IKnowItsALittleConfusing

They were probably being charged more for Becks because it was "imported" or some such fuckery. And while it's not that big of a deal to occasionally get a short sandwich, the people that brought suit must have been getting short sandwiches consistently. After just 6 five-inch sandwiches you've officially been fucked…

Simpsons did it?

You just ring them up, and tell them to take off.

Real Abed probably didn't, and I feel confident saying that.

I'll Pardon your zinger.. I feel like that came out wrong.

Sure, I like them.. but I'm not excited to read the books..