I am shocked how far down I had to scroll to find this. Well done.

.... the Aristocrats!

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

BEAR OF 2017

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.”

I’ve always considered Leonard Cohen’s own version of Hallelujah to be one of the worst.

So this is where the buck stops.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Hey basically does play Michael Bluth full time

Not even a little surprised. Previous footage has shown Officer Kirby to be way too trigger happy.

Hatches, ranked:

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated

Dear Stan,

I saw a great meme today that said her 1st act as First Lady will be to find moose and squirrel.

Mine too, but I need to pretend to work just long enough so that I can go back to punishing it.

+ 1 Heart Failure

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

“Sad. Sad little crybaby loser who probably cant even take a shower with a beautiful woman without wearing his jeans. He’s probably crying because he’s surrounded by black guys living in hell and because in Chicago, which Obama invented, teenage white girls cant even walk down the street without having a baby ripped…