what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

Kurt Coba...oh wait, nevermind.

Curt Schilling’s Senate campaign has begun. Finally, the hot take memes have become real.

Bills fans don’t take a day off

That guy fucks.

A true “hands-on” administration.

I suppose if Velveeta is called ‘cheese’ then this is fine.

Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.

5. Dial switch located on the cord.

Do you know what a meme is?

Parkour Posey

What chapter is Profit!!!!! ?

I can not tell you how much Temecula’s stock just went up in my mind that it doesn’t have a Whole Foods.

It’ll lead to a three-year, $40M deal with the Browns, where Brissett will put up a passer rating of 73.6 and be out of the league by 2020.

“Peddle your lies elsewhere, Ley. Everyone knows these fuckers never even existed.” - Carl Everett

6 p.m. — TBS — 50 First Dates

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

[scribble notes furiously]

Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, Human Kinja

Pictured: a bunch of JAGs