Possibly she’s an assassassassin.
With all that activity you’d really think Pablo Sandoval would have looked better in Spring Training.
If you don't know, now you know, I guess.
I thought they were waiting for Count Blackula to leave the White House so they could nominate someone who would outlaw women forever.
WHAT ABOUT MY ZUNE
I imagine Boozer came home and immediately changed the color instead of having to defend the paint.
“I don’t like sand.”
We are still paying them to talk about it and vote on it, while not talking about or voting on things that actually matter.
Who Gat
Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.
A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?
When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?
Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?
Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have
dude what kind of magic TV do you own
There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.
Bears repeating...