Awful, but funny.  +1

As a white straight male who voted for Hillary, stop being a dick. We CAN determine what’s right and wrong all on our own. Are white males responsible for most of the bad shit today? yes.. that doesnt mean were all responsible.

That is not a bear

Glaring omission - sriracha bacon jerky.

Fuck you, nerd!

This is a really elaborate way to tank.

This is dangerous. You’re going to get someone killed via alcohol poisoning

NOOOOOOO. Sweet potatoes suck shit.

Thanks, I just read like 40 Jim Anchower articles

Kevin is a friend of mine and I can confirm, he loves that jeep.

No

As a bears fan and a fan of knees, I’m not sure what part of this was worse.. watching the replay 10 times and seeing a complete catch and having a td robbed, or watching it 10 times and repeatedly see his knee turn into spaghetti.

That Brewers logo is the best logo in all of sports. Absolutely genius fitting the M and b into a baseball mitt. I own the cap even as a die-hard Cubs fan

Avoid Navy Pier at all costs. Unless you’re looking for Chicago’s authentic Bubba Gump Shrimp or Margaritaville

Chicago is a grid. You should be able to get anywhere with an address.. It’s a big, beautiful grid. Exceptions being grand, milwaukee, elston, archer, ogden, and blue island. Otherwise, everything runs straight north/south or east/west

Time and place...

NEVER. USE. LIGHTER. FLUID. Get a chimney and use a piece of the charcoal bad underneath.. i repeat...

Charcoal Chimney... Your grill will be as hot as a gas grill + or - 5 minutes