To be fair, IRL a good sandwich will make you feel better but they’re not known for their extraordinary healing properties.

Unless the shiny angular surface could reflect lasers from a phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range it would be terrible for fighting terminators in

Think about how much better the company could have been today if it hadn’t been bought out by a complete moron

“Years” would be incredibly optimistic

going on to reference the famously tight tolerances of Lego blocks

If you can find your old designs you could try pitching them to him, could’t hurt

Having designed a stupid looking piece of garbage just makes him even more qualified to identify another stupid piece of garbage as a stupid piece of garbage imo

Not that you really need any sort of expertise or even basic knowledge of car design, or what a car even is, to recognise what a piece of garbage this is.

These are what the resistance were driving around fighting Skynet in though

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

Always make sure you do plenty of warm-up stretches before stomping elderly republicans

I would feel sympathy for a elderly human being going through this

Probably has to have someone remind him to eat

*there are two exceptions to this that I won’t get in to.

Horrors from the natural world beyond our comprehension!

I’s settle for the middle ground that Baldur’s Gate 3 takes: they don’t need a voiced response to all dialogue but they can make occasional comments based on what actions they’re doing out in the world

Yeah obviously it’s the spaceships that do that

“Everyone” means “Enough people to make them reconsider their approach” so its true enough

The bit I liked was the impatient mumbles from your character when you skipped NPC dialogue

Have you heard them in professional retail products? Because that’s where this idea runs into its first hurdle