tshiiiiiiiii (Chinese for “Disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.”)

Elon Musk-type vision of the future

That’s what a jedi is suppoed be, not the doctrine, is the point I’m making

Which is dumb because you don’t just “go a little dark side” once in a while and be ok, the films are quite clear about that. Even have a little speech to make it clear

I wasn’t being condescending, I was being informative

When I’m looking for optimism in my sci-fi future, I’m not imagining Elon Musk helping shape it

There’s a reason the sun doesn’t fry us alive down here on earth, it’s called the ozone layer, something that’s not present out in space

He said he’s deposit a million people on Mars, he didn’t say anything about them being alive

No, Zathras is

Die angry about it, is that unwoke enough for you?

Studies indicate monkeys don’t think they have a problem, can stop anytime they want

In both cases they had it coming

Well sure, that doesn’t sound like what a jedi should be doing

Anytime someone brings up Grey Jedi all I can think of is the Neutrals from Futurama.

Carry a lightsaber, use the Force, fight evil, protect the weak

thissssss

this is professional hardworking pissbaby erasure and i will not stand for it

Try this in a small town

Pak N Save: Keeping Food Prices Low (By killing our customers)

see also: using “cringe”