That might block natural sunlight from getting into some of the rooms in the building, which could be a problem when the electricity inevitably gets cut off

Now he too can know what it feels like to have people not respect your chosen identity

it might have been funnier if it fell down on its own to see if he actually faced any consequences for the damage and harm it might have caused

Worst you could say is he didn’t carefully vet the literal thousands of pieces of material he purchased in bulk, some of which probably contained photos of people wearing what we now consider less than they should nowadays

Love that people like you are pretending they didn’t do more than the most cursory reading about the story

I doubt he has a team, I think he’s just namesearching himself

Bring some electric fans

We get it, you loved Empire Strikes Back

Our “This bear is not a human in a suit” press release is raising a lot of questions already answered by our press release

I’m in awe of the splits the Elektra cosplayer is doing.

Parasocial consumption

You shouldn’t, just move on.

What are you gonna do brother, when Pastamania runs wild on you?

He doesn’t want his own restaurant chain, he wants his brand to be everywhere

He’s definitely douchebag with a unfathomably high view count who does performative philanthropy, congrats on somehow avoiding knowing anything about him

Hey do you also remember the time he launched a chocolate bar that was definitely using beans harvested using third-world child labour?

hell yeah

“only ever wanted” you sure about that? Because it seems like he just wants to do whatever will get him the most attention.

The most unappetising thing in that headline is not the burger, but only just.

I’ll pass thanks, not a fan of ectoplasm on my burger