We get it, you loved Empire Strikes Back

Our “This bear is not a human in a suit” press release is raising a lot of questions already answered by our press release

I’m in awe of the splits the Elektra cosplayer is doing.

Parasocial consumption

You shouldn’t, just move on.

What are you gonna do brother, when Pastamania runs wild on you?

He doesn’t want his own restaurant chain, he wants his brand to be everywhere

He’s definitely douchebag with a unfathomably high view count who does performative philanthropy, congrats on somehow avoiding knowing anything about him

Hey do you also remember the time he launched a chocolate bar that was definitely using beans harvested using third-world child labour?

hell yeah

“only ever wanted” you sure about that? Because it seems like he just wants to do whatever will get him the most attention.

The most unappetising thing in that headline is not the burger, but only just.

I’ll pass thanks, not a fan of ectoplasm on my burger

There are roms that you can emulate for those

It’s a barely viable functioning product, if the dev wants to preserve it for the public in some way or even god forbid make it worth playing that’s up to him, but it’s nobody else’s responsibility.

We could probably thank god for James Stephanie Sterling drawing attention to this game leading to its removal

nah

Losers on twitter being angry about Musk *and* House being called a bad guy

Where is indicated they’re “cool” with this?

This just in: you do not in fact “gotta hand it to em”