You have all the options in the world to not fuck the bear

And part of that involved submitting to cybernetic “improvements” courtesy of his Reaper overlords

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It would be absolutely necessary to have your base of operations in a state where if you need to abort the launch, it’s legal to do so.

That squirrel has officially Seen Some Shit

That’s just part of the Jimmy experience, get transformed into a giant turtle, marry a gorilla, become an old man

or denial

What if - and try to follow me on this one - I need calculations to help someone specifically not get their spaceship to Mars?

I only see an option to flag the post and by my experience it doesn’t make the person go away forever

Never has “bumping uglies” been more appropriate in describing at least one of the participants.

OT but Armie Hammer sounds more like a piece of military equipment and not an alleged cannibal celebrity

“Also for no particular reason we had a bunch of rocket scientists come over from Germany to work for us and that’s why the moon belongs to us now.”

Just wanted to mention, “All Cops Are Bastards” can be sung to the tune of La Bamba. Try it out, just something to lighten the mood a little.

Seeing your enemies driven before you, what’s so bad about having someone do the driving for you huh?

Wyll being rewritten, I think. A lot of romantic investment in their character.

He’s going to be killing the Killers, like in that 5 Nights At Freddie’s knockoff he starred in

IDK, these all seem a bit subdued for him.

Yes.

I mean you wouldn’t want AI taking your job of producing shitty MS Paint memes right

Hey, if you want to save the universe from being liquefied and poured into giant robot spaceships you gotta break a few synthetic eggs.