And boy did this fizzle out disappointingly

I would also say it’s perfect. As close you’ll ever get to a faithful adaptation of a board game without dice rolls determining how quickly the characters move from one room to the next

No you made the right choice, just got to know when to pop your head back in see what the hell is going on now

Beverly Hills 90210 managed to be a tv show about teenagers starring adults, I don’t see how the same can’t be applied to younger characters

Doubt what? Use your words

“I’d prefer to die peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming in terror like my passengers.”

Narrator: “They were.”

“It weighs significantly less than whatever other less shitty submarines weigh”

Welcome to the wonderful world of unpaid overtime and wage theft!
Does it really surprise you that the guy who tells you the noise your car’s making sounds pretty expensive will also find a way to stiff his employees?

He gets the pennies because that covered his final paycheck, the rest is for all the other unpaid wages he was owed

Could have dug them out of the seats of the cars that came in

motor oil

Going to make the bold assumption that the boss known for fostering a toxic workplace, harrassing workers and pantsing a former employee is not the aggrieved party in this scenario

Well his full name is in fact Tim Allen Dick so that tracks

Zachary looks like his head grew but his face stayed the same size it was when he was in Home Improvement

Nah but it’s still funny to bring up when he tries to present himself as some upright moral character who doesn’t understand why people do bad thing

The dad there looks like the guy you’d least expect to do pot

He’s in the one where they go into space, or the one where Jason Mamoa tries to blow up the vatican?

The ocean hungers and it will have its due

Do you seriously think in this day and age sites like these pay there writers well enough and give reasonable deadlines to do so