If you’re still playing Bethesda games on console I honestly don’t know what to tell you

But all that stuff is important for ~Environmental Storytelling~

YOU TAKE SANDVICH FROM MY COLD DEAD HAND

I thought we already crossed that threshold with “The Room is meant to be a dark comedy”

And oh boy when I’m trying to defend my film what I definitely want to do is invoke the name of another big budget box office bomb

Making a bad endorsement deal is a canon event

It is the character he’s playing, yes, who’s either a giant or everyone else is tiny for some reason

You think any of these sites pay their workers

Also they hired a lot of new people who thought they’d be making Arkane type games and instead got told they need people who can make multiplayer games

Are you saying that guy they mention standing by a glowing orange console until you talk to him or leave to die on a planet wasn’t memorable? smh

If that’s the case you’re probably not too familiar with Cerberus, who in the first game were some minor black ops research division responsible for some unethical experiments you come across after they’ve gone wring and killed everyone, and are now a major human-centric organisation with the technology to bring you…

What would be a weirder would be a statue of Han falling off a bridge after being stabbed by Kylo

I seem to recall a lot more flailing in that scene

Lack of articulation

Knifey is the knife, Kenny is Roiland’s gun what are you talking about

Large grey women with feathers and pointed teeth? That is what I love, how did they know

So you admit that he has not in fact had his first amendment rights infringed

Fox isn’t news, that’s a legally recognised fact

The kid is in more danger from members of his family than any trans people or drag performers

The endgame was to get people on twitter to stop dunking on him, and the fact that has failed makes him try harder a any cost