I work at Staples Center and lemme tell you, this guy is gonna be a headache. I’m gonna dread working Laker games this coming season.

I loathe Floyd.

Except the streaming selection kind of sucks compared to the OG selection.

I’d love to hear the backstory of how Blockbuster lost the market to Netflix. You know there was one guy that was all, “We can’t focus on streaming, we have too much invested in our brick and mortar business!”

I know the point is being made that a good census is a bipartisan issue, but I truly don’t believe conservatives see it that way.

oh god it’s all-star voting season again already
can’t we just... not do this

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

So... the blue is where people live and the red is where they don’t?

Is Budlight a reward or a punishment?

Yeah I kind of forgot how to feel last night. “You mean my team did something smart? GTFO”

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

Dang, some people will do *anything* to avoid taking finals.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I blame all the center- and right-leaning people who voted for Gary Fucking Johnson instead of, you know, the candidate that actually had a chance of winning.

Hard to say his defense sucks when he doesn’t even try.

“I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.”

Stop, collaborate and listen

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.