I work at Staples Center and lemme tell you, this guy is gonna be a headache. I’m gonna dread working Laker games this coming season.

I loathe Floyd.

These simulations always sound good in headlines, but the actual videos end up being garbage. The dead chickens just disappear? Wouldn’t it be cool if the T-rex slipped on the dead chicken blood and carcasses, and then the chickens nibble them to death?

Except the streaming selection kind of sucks compared to the OG selection.

I’d love to hear the backstory of how Blockbuster lost the market to Netflix. You know there was one guy that was all, “We can’t focus on streaming, we have too much invested in our brick and mortar business!”

“Everything in the World Is Bad Except for These Whales Blowing Rainbows”

I know the point is being made that a good census is a bipartisan issue, but I truly don’t believe conservatives see it that way.

oh god it’s all-star voting season again already
can’t we just... not do this

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

So... the blue is where people live and the red is where they don’t?

Is Budlight a reward or a punishment?

Solution:

Yeah I kind of forgot how to feel last night. “You mean my team did something smart? GTFO”

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

Dang, some people will do *anything* to avoid taking finals.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.

Fire Marshall Bill definitely approves