He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

Dang, some people will do *anything* to avoid taking finals.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I blame all the center- and right-leaning people who voted for Gary Fucking Johnson instead of, you know, the candidate that actually had a chance of winning.

Hard to say his defense sucks when he doesn’t even try.

“I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.”

Stop, collaborate and listen

He’s gonna end up deep-throating his foot. Wait for it.

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

Retiring means you don’t use ‘TGIF’ anymore. It’s kind of the point.

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

Yes, but they’re really small.

I’ve heard that the stadium chicken tenders are good

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Right after he cuts in, the cop car brake dives, so I presume the Toyota may have brake checked to show his displeasure.

I am waiting for the inevitable Grayson Allen/Draymond Green showdown in a year or two. It will be an NBA salute to the Rockettes.

My wife has one of these, she loves it more than me

My wife has one of these, she loves it more than me