For me the most surprising thing about Grayson Allen is that he doesn’t have a “III” after his name.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Should have learned from this lady.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Ugeth Urbina needs to be listed...he’s also clearly a horrible villain so he’d fit in the Star Wars Universe.

Rich people would transfer all assets to a spouse and then work for the government. Dumb idea.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

In this country we have the presumption of innocence. Take your presumption of guilt somewhere else.

The announcers tiptoeing around this elephant or awkwardly discussing it is going to be worth ignoring whatever holiday bullshit is going on around me.

You are tremendously stupid. I’m guessing you believe that the Duke Lacrosse players are rapists too?

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

In fact, I realized the mistake immediately after publishing and thus before I read all of your comments. I’m glad to be held accountable, in fact I expect it, but do please remember—all of you—that a human being is reading your comments. It was an honest mistake born from reading quickly — too quickly in this case.…

She looks like an anthropomorphized bird

I call mine Earvin.

I can never forget Long-Neck Hilton: